Saturday, December 09, 2006 ♥
so yesterday.
i hung on the phone with idah and jannah.
each an hour plus.
so with idah we talked about pri sch life.
i was a prefect.
and i asked her what was my duty on the last year of pri sch.
she told me.
i was in charge of the latecomers.
so every morning i'd be in the canteen with a notebook.
i'd borrow a friends homework and copy.
while doing my job.
and i was like ouh yar.
god was i lazy.
i didnt do my homework but copied it instead.
no wonder my psle agg. wasnt good enough.
then with jannah we bitched about her friends.
like i think i know some riversidians well enough.
it was fun.
ouh and she told me this joke.
its dirty.
haha,ok read.
Jimmy had 20 bucks.
he went to a prostitute centre(?)
and asked the lady at the counter.
"I have 10 bucks.What can I get?"
She told him to go to this room with a chicken.
so he went into the room and had IT with the chicken(ewww!)
so he was satisfied.
the next day he went in to the centre again.
"I have 10 bucks.What can I get?"
She told him to go to another room.
inside the room,there were many man jerking off while peeping through a hole.
so Jimmy went to look through the hole and saw two girls making out.
So he went to jerk off too.
after evrything finished he said to a man.
"Wow!10 bucks for this?"
the man said "Oh its nothing,you should have come yesterday.This man was having it with a chicken"
like hahaha seh.
i laughed like a banshee onthe phone.
not that i ever heard how a banshee sounds like.
but yarh.
and ouh.
idah told me this secret of hers which she kept to herself like for 2-3 years.
like i was omg all the way.
dont worry best friend i'd keep my mouth shut.
ouh and i dont know why but i feel like eating rojak.
but i dont know where to find it.
i mean near my house there is this rojak seller.
but its chinese-cooked.
im gonna beg abah to take us all off for dinner.
but mama cooked today.
finally!
ouh wells.
im done for now.
i want to do some serious back-to-school shopping in kl.
i cant wait.
ok done.