AAAAARRGHH!

im so failing malay.
okay.
wanna watch phantom of the opera cd ms ong lent me.
toodlediduu.

=))

im effing pissed off.
you bloody kind of cow.
you are as irritating as an itch on the butt.
now do me a favour and get run over by a car.

JERK.

"I want you to know,you make me happy."
"I want you to know,you make me sad."

Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
In 6 months' time!

got you didn't I?

had mendaki test.
for paper two, i quickly finished.
then slept.
i dreamt.
was woken by old man(teacher).

i just don't know why when i sleep during tests,
i dream.
and i have weird ones,
where i dream about my friends.
and it will be the same one.
but different plots.
and the friends are always my besties.
but i guess it's kinda cool too.

so,
am going to kl with two besties of mine.
idah and siti.
wanted to sleep with idah and siti.
but later quraisha no partner.
so idah said she'd sleep with quraisha until shikin covers akmal's spot.
but i rather ahmad go.
but if ahmad go,idah wouldn't get to sleep with us.
oh well,
whoever said life was fair?

the itineary looks great.
fun,fun,fun.
i am gonna save and splurge there.
shopping with my best friends.
getting some birthday presents there.
idah is hoping to find an adidas shop there.
and i hope she never finds it.


-KIDDING!

ok done.
=))

i guess this is really the end.
i feel like im used.
i feel so unworthy.
if i cant be the other half,
how about treating me as a friend?
but there you go,
asking for somethings
but when its my turn to ask you'd go turn your face around.
i guess afterall,
im not cut out to be who you want me to be.
i am just a loser with a big L on my forehead.

AHAAAAAAAAAA!
mama told abang who told me that im gonna get a freaking new line!
with new hp.
3G.
but its like.
im no hp geek.
but abang said.
its samsung z370.
ultra slim.
boleh tahan lah

BUT.
i dont think i should get my hopes too high.
coz i just made mama angry this morning.
BUT.
i shall be nice to her.
do my duties as a part time housedaughter.
while studying.

yeh babey.

ok going study with jan-the-WO-man.

currently:bullet for my V-four words to choke upon

dear all,
im like sooo tired.
and smelly.
im soo bathing.
maybe half an hour under the shower stand.

okay.
im freaking pissed.
my ass is like freaking cramped.
and the freaking phone keep on freaking ringing.
like i have to freaking stand up and freaking walk to the freaking phone.
like freaking give me a rest lah.

im going KL.
yabedabedu.
we got the itineary today.
its so gonna be fun.

and.
i like Amaths polynomials.
its so fun.

ok im done.

bye.
rest well.
do your bloody homework.
study for your bloody exams.
and.
just.
goodbye.

*i think you suck.
you inconsiderate kind of brat.
you are such an asshole

so today,
was quiet in the morning.
i did my chem and Amaths hmwrk during physics.
sat for chem test.
which i forgot to study for.
which i am sure i am passing borderline.
sat for bio test.
mak kau.
so effing hard like hell.
and i dont know how to do.
and i forgot what was the name for the solution needed for reducing sugar.
so there i was sitting in front of mrs ng at mac table.
then i was like.
eff,what is the name??
i kept thinking and thinking.
then i was like.
AAAAAAA!!!BENEDICT'S SOLUTION.
and i literally shouted.
and mrs ng was like ahh?
and i said.
i forgot wat solution it was.
like i cant believe i shouted AAAAA!!

oklah.
today had A maths add. lessons.
fun arh.
ms Ong watching pahantom of the opera tonight.
forgive me for being so katak di bawah tempurung.
but what is the show about arh?
i so freaking dont know.
i know that its a musical and theres this man wearing a mask.
that only.

oklah.
done.

=))

syf.
bronze.
not happy.
so much for gold.
disheartened.
ain't talking much.
results announced.
many shed tears.
but i didnt.
for i was wearing mascara.
cant afford to look like a panda.

=((

team building.am in pe next to reddy.ahaha.

my forehead's big.clever wat.ahaha.



























class photo.















class photo.


ok.
so there goes.
from camp to after camp.
fun funfun.
in short,uber fun.

=)))))))

yeah!
got password from mama to computer.
it takes a little bit of lying and earnest faces.
ahahha.

ok syf's tomorrow.
for the record im not nervous.
im happy.
am getting out of class at 10.30.

today ms ong not in class.
band's syf.
but she weighed us with too much homework.
as usual.
ahaha.
ok.
im done.

Idah,
for your info,
it's me and not you.
ahaha.

today went study with izzati and idah.
accompanied by fatin.
then joined by azhar,siti and fauzi.
saw jannah,beef(who was given a fake name),akmal.

today was uber fun.
i laughed.
i talked.
i smiled.
i paiseh-ed.
i did everything i could.
except getting my work done.

then.
went ljs.
ate.
saw this dude.
who kinda look like mr idaly.
then idah and me fought for fun.
about who was being looked at.
fun fun fun.

then saw that anugerah skrin guy.
then went home.
got home at 8.
abah was nagging about missing maghrib.
mama was too tired to speak.
at least i fed fatin.

ok im done.
=)))

syf on the 18.
wish me luck.
i want to bag a gold.
then can go for competition in hong kong.
then can shop.
then can eat nasi goreng babi.
agagagaga.
i meant.
ahahahaha.

ok.
im done.
serious-merious.
i have homework to do you know.
im a busy woman.

today just bored me to death.
borrowed abangs hp coz wanted to listen song.
then off to school.
then zul took the pledge.
mak kau punyer lah cute.
terkebil-kebil macam budak erm,cute?
ahahaha.
cute seh.

then boring.
jannah was an ass berlubang.
was on the way to her home.
saw her at 912 bus stop with her beef and friend.
she told me to go home first before coming her house.
then when i came back.
rain pouring like mad.
then she called me to ask whether i was coming.
and i blasted at her.
i said"eh pantat kau suroh aku balik abih sekarang hujan lebat giler babi then kau suroh aku datang?pantat kau arh"

somewhere around that line.
and i spent the whole day reading a book.
did you know you can pay your library fines using your ezlink?
im so happy.
then i can pay myself.

a few nights ago,
i was woken up by abang.
he was asking something.
pulled of ear plugs(bullet for my V. was playin curses).
abang was asking.
ana ana camner nak masak nasi goreng?
then i was like.
unnh.tidor.jangan.kacau.
then he was like ana bangun jap.
then i told him the ways.
then he was asking me how to cook the spicy one.
and i was like gi tanyer mama.
dude!
you woke me from my sleep just to ask me a trivial matter.
asswipe.

nowadays i keep saying pantat and asshole.
i dont know why.
ok im done for hari ini.

you think you're so cool showing off your new piercings on your ear,tongue and lips,well infaact you look like a water darinage system.
you think you're so hot and sexy with you thinly shaven eyebrows.when you clearly look better without any.
you think you're so "emo" just by looking elsewhere with that look-at-me-im-emo! face when you are just clearly posing.
you think you're so daring when asking afriend to lie to your mom when you are actually begging for attention.

ive spoke my mind.
ok im seriously done now

okeh.
so im blogging again.
yesterday was izzatis bdae.
then reccess.
she bought this macaroni which was too not nice to blog about.
she said it was urr.
wadever.
so being so loving.
i told her to stop eating.
coz ive got food for her,
so i gave the brownies i bought for her.
with the roxy belt we bought.
she was screaming with DELIGHT.
see whose idea it was?
lets see.
MINE!!!!
okeh.

then when they went to ngee ann happy happy.
i was stuck in class studying for a maths test.
then stayed for remedial with ms ong.
mak kau.
boleh mati tengah jalan sak belajar dengan dier.
dier punyer lah tak understanding.
macam pantat seh.

okeh anyways.
i envy those ngee ann goers.
then need action arh you do the pills all.
asswipe.
ahhahahahah.

with my passion and knowledge.
i can be a stalker tau.

currently:yellowcard-only one

these days have been good,
as in money wise.
eh atuk,you correct lah.
i lucky due to the bird shit thingy.
okay.
so.
got twenty on sunday.
then tenner on monday(allowance)
then wed got a fiver.
then today another tenner(allowance)
then met mk ngah.
got a four.
continue this and id be rich.
and i wonder where my money went.
its freaking gone siak.
i have to control my spendings.

siti envy my allowance.
and im like what am i supposed to do?
p.s i get twenty every week.
and it alright lah.

ok.
done.
bye.

currently:all saints-rock steady


okeh.
got class blog redi.
picture of blog there.
and i thought that pose would be stupid.
but oh wells.
ahahha.

then today choir.
can lah.
but sleepy like hell.

then izzati's bday.
coming on wednesday.
so siti bought a roxy belt.
then we all pay for it.
then for her bdae.
i wanna bring cupcake during recess.
then i light candle.
then serenade her with birthday song.
amacam?
romantic kan?
ahahahhaha.

okeh i seriously hope izzati's not reading my blog today.
so tmr napfa.
hmm.

currently:amber pacific-always you

so.
using abang's laptop to update.
mama change new password.
which i cant freaking hack.

then today during choir.
brandon and me challenge deep voice.
and he won like duh.
okeh.
done.

shit lah.
i should have come to choir yesterday.
kyrene told me.
the old bah kua never zip her pants.
i should have been there and witness her shame.
and laughed/neighed at her.
oh shoot.
should have recorded that.
but oh well,
went mendaki instead.

today madrasah.
then that ustaz firdaus(im not lying) was talking about sujud tilawat.
then a few sentences.
he suddenly talked about syurga and neraka.
ok,but not to say anything bad.
is there even a connection?
then he like scolded us for something whihc we didnt do.
like he accused us of lying when akhirat comes.
i mean...
err?
ouh wells.

so today bought deo,facial wash,ear stud.
ear stud was too big to bring to school.

anyways,
have a nice weekend.

p.s.
a bird poop landed on my toes.
and i felt like screaming my lungs out.
but hey,
i learnt that the bird isnt at fault.
it was my fate to walk while it was pooping.
ouh fate.

=)

im home alone,yet again.
okay.
so not really alone.
fatin's glued to the tv.

jan might be coming.
okay,
so im bored.
i was searching for a friend to study with today.
called everyone i knew.
but no one was free.
oh wells,
if i fail,dont blame me for not studying.
ahaha.
attitude eh?

today hp didnt on.
so i changed to another which i had.
but seriously i was hoping that it didnt on.
then i can force abah to get a new one.
line's expiring july 26.
yay.

okay.
watched muzika extravaganza yesternite.
can lah.
but i seriously like the comedy part.
like i kept laughing non stop.

okeh.
this is boring.
i'd end here.

like im so bored,i make bored people look not bored.

udah.

eh i like physics arh.
part centre of gravity.
coz its the only part i understand.
then monday must be prepared for surprise phy test.
maybe go study.

i need A maths teacher.
no i DO NOT want ms ong.

afterall,
she said to me.
"Farhanah,you can go sing.No need study.Just sing."
like hey!
i've got feelings too you know.
i mean who asked you to give me too little time to complete the test.

asswipe.
ahhaa.
i wanna watch longest yard again.
hoho.

=)))))


eh i like muse larh.
and red jumpsuit apparatus.
and nirvana.
and sum 41.
and.
many more.
i told you i was universal.
ahaha.

abang is being nice.
he lent me his mp3 to bring to school.
mine is on repair.
then i ate a little bit of his chicken rice.
and some of his soup.
and drank alot of his coke.
told you that i am a coke addict.

ok so today rosna wasnt around.
i really wanted history seh.
so went to 3m2.

you know,
i miss my ex bestie.
i missed the tons of fun we had.
i missed the sweet thins we shared.
i miss you friend.
somehow you knida change.
you kinda pushed us away.
so now we shall see.

i remember that time.
when i wanted an ice cream.
and you bought it for me.
and you specially asked the ice scream seller.
to change the wafer to green.
at least he remembered i like green.

anyhoo.
i had this weird dream yesterday.
involving N and A and R.
N was asking me to a movie.
then i was short of money.
i borrowed from A.
when A asked who i was going out with,i told her.
then A told me to tell N to stop giving gifts to R if N was going out with me.

ahahha.
try figuring that out.
i had a nice day.
coz ong wasnt in class at all.

so then.
till next time.
Happy gonna-be Easter everyone!
=)

hello,you.

you know that accident that happened in woodlands yesterday?
dude!
it happened right before my block.
from my bedroom window i can see the bus seh.
badly crashed.
then one bus crashed into a traffic light.
and now the traffic light is making stupid beeping noise.

dodo.
ok today im like being teased.
lets make it official eh?
ok so today got teased by 3s1.
lead by the old atuk.

then when going home.
azhar and kb teased me again.
kb was like far east maner?
and i was blushing like mad sak.
then azhar was like.
fana tunggu jap.
balik dengan aku.
nanti kau sesat pulak.

like why should i be sesat when i have been living her for 7 years and counting?
duh.

so today.
nothing much except being called a horse and neighed at.
ahahahha.
skipped a maths remedial coz i wasnt feeling like it.

and wenlee's group made kimchi.
which kind of smelt bad.
which made me vomit air.
but its the effort that counts.

ok so dah.

im a laughing horse.
hear me NEIGH!!
urm,
neigh?
ahahahhaa.

so.
went to masjid at 8.
went with nenek.
was in my kurung and slippers.
typical malaysian dressing.

so did the majlis good.
had fun.
zikir and what not.
see im gooood.
ahahah.

so tomorrow wont be in school until 12+.
testing at vch.
in shoes.
ee-yew.

ouh p.s.
if anyone's uniform has a hole at thier armpit there,
beware.
coz siti will spot it.
and i shall laugh at it.
like a typical horse.
neighing away,

because that's what happened during assembly.
someone(who's name i shall not say) has a hole in her(not pocket) but armpit.
and i laughed like bloody hell.
of course,when i start,i cant stop.
duh.
so here's how my laugh has been described.
hafiz=macam kuda.
shahirah=macam kuda beranak muda(somehow it's supposed to be insulting,but i laughed anyways)
aiman=macam engine
ahmad=macam engine rosak

like funny seh.
and im supposed to be insulted.
but i keep laughing anyways.
sooo.
i've updated.
hoorah.

Siti Nur Farhanah.
Seven-teen.
211092
I don't smile at strangers,especially female.
I burrow my soul in books for they are my place for escape.
Talk to me and maybe I'll listen,or maybe I'll zone out if you're boring me.



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