Friday, June 20, 2008 ♥
i feel like fast-forwarding my daily life.
pause at prom night(should there be any).
fast-forward my working days.
stop at paychecks.
play when i am in poly with a vaio notebook.
i wish.
i was on my way to school tuesday for history at 1.
i walked.
in the hot,hot heat.
on the way,climbing up the hill(a.k.a the mountain),
i had a conversation.
with God.
i was like,
"Oh God,i know you kinda dont like me coz i sometimes skip prayers(ehem ehem),
but please do have pity on me.Let there be wind blowing at my sweaty neck.I cant stand this God,this global warming.If the Aussies are at fault for contributing the MOST to global warming,let THEM suffer the most heat.Im just a Singaporean living on a tiny-weeny island that hongkongers or was it taiwanese label a piece of snot(so said mrs choo)"
at this point of time,there was a little bit of wind.or maybe i was hallucinating.
i went,
"yes God,could i have some more?(like oliver twist asked for more)its just that im on my way to school,i dont wanna be sweaty and stuff.Maybe big wind?Dear God."
i told siti about my convo with God and she laughed at me.
ouh well,
i really hope you liked that surprise party.
i liked the part where i went "HELLO!!!SURPRIIIISSSSEEEEE!!!"
Yeah.
Caught kung fu panda at the cathay.
the digital punye.
God,the place was beautiful.
Sat next to zul.
placed me feet on the chair in front of me.
the place is good for fat people's ego.
see,their seats are large enough for both your ass and your feet.
assuming you are about my size.
p.s im not fat okeh?im just kinda,you-know,urm,see,uhhh...big-boned?
yeahh.
i want gladiators!
i went online browsing,looking at blogs where people sell stuff.
saw one that said gladiators are on sale.
only size 37.
like hello?
what happened to big feet people?
the world is a selfish place to live on.
what with size zero-twos,skinny,lips as thick as angie jolie.
see,bollocks i tell you.
what will happen to un-beautiful people like the rest of the world?
note:the author of this post is not un-beautiful.
am squeezing my hours to finish homework.
infact,will be sacrificing my sleep for emaths tys.
=O
my eyebags are getting fatter.
maybe,its not eyebags.
maybe its just fats which do not have space to live on my body,hence squeeze their way up to below my eyes.
crap i tell you.
and why am i writing like some brit?
cause ive been reading cabot too much.
she writes like shes a brit.
well,i like french,americanos and italians.
ooooh,and german too.
though,i do not like hitler.
at all.
what with pure aryans ehh?
stupid bozo.
alrightey then.
g'nite.
now im an aussie.
split personality order?
ahahahh,yeahh.
