kick-ass comebacks. ♥

Tuesday, March 31, 2009 ♥

aku feeling2 nak jadi tue.

aku feeling2 nak jadi lapan belas.

tapi siapelah aku kan?

aku only 16.

ahaahahhahaa.

shit aku takda life siaa.

bangon kul 8,9,10,11,12.

bih,main laptop.

blog hop.

bih kalau makcik ayam start update merepek,alert jannah.

bih kite bitch2.

tambah dose aje.

ape nak buat?

bih masak,tunggu mak aku balik,start melenting.

masok bilik,bace buku.

on laptop bih main facebook.

and all the while,aku stuff muke aku dengan makanan.

and all the while,ade suare bilang aku,

Na,kau naik gemok kebabian punyee.

then aku guilty,sumbat tangan dalam mulut,

muntah kat toilet.

bih aku jadi bulimic.

tapi bulimic aku gemok punyaaaa.

ahahahaha.

aku tak tau kenape aku blog gini macam punya.

hari ni,aku dapat tau danial,ex siti,dah jumpe mataer dier dari serawak.

aku dapat tau dari gambar friendster.

mataer die very chick from malaysia punya.

boleh gitu?

keh itu phrase aku belajar dari blog minah yang aku blog hop.

VOKKA.

ahaha.

ape die nye link uhh?

shikin nye twin tu?

ah jannah,ahhh?

aku boring.

aku nak gi beli itu weave bag ripcurl next week.

mau teman?

aku dah imagine diri aku bawak itu bag.

bih besok aku feeling2 nak beli itu sandals aku nampak tu hari.

ok set.

dear god,i dont know why i blogged like that.

♥

i totally suck as an organiser.

i cry at the smallest things.

so yest i called a.

then i got bad news.

i had to replan everything.

then i was hit by more bad news on the phone.

i started tearing up.

then he went to help his sis and i hung up on him.

i made a call to s,my saviour whom i will love much more.

he said everything will be alright when he heard my sorry and teary and absolutely whiny voice.

so situation resolved.

but i was not feeling good by then.

i felt as if a hurricane has just blown me away by the confessions.

i didnt want to put him in a spot.

so i tried to cry myself to sleep.

not possible to sleep with guilt churning in my stomach.

so i texted a three page appology while tears rolled down my neck.

he texted back with him saying hes sorry too.

and he went,

"im sorry bestie,friends?"

and i went "best friends FOREVER!!i love you very very much!!!"

it was soo preschool stuff but it had me feeling good.

i was happy and was able to go to sleep.

i treasure my friendship with him.

ive never been in a fight with him cause its either hes too stubborn to recognise my im-not-in-a-mood-to-be-friends-with-you face or i gave in too easily with his childish behaviour.

i cant wait to celebrate izzatis 17 with the girls.

mum gave me 50 bucks yest and i went thank you!

my pay for the household chores ive done in the month.

better than nothing kan?

so im waiting for abangs IOU which is 45.

and the tuition fee prob 60.

finally my account has 3 digit no.

♥

Sunday, March 29, 2009 ♥

i hate spring cleaning.

i dont wonder why.

mum sometimes regret her words to fatin.

and shell come into my room while said sister is sleeping,and shed stare at her while stroking fatins face and hair.

and i wonder if sometimes shed do that to me.

i feel like the neglected daughter.

yesterday participated in the earth hour.

went out to the nearby stores with mum and sis.

persuaded ma to buy the medium auburn dye.

im thinking red highlights uhh.

i remember watching the movie with you.

and i remember lying on your shoulder.

and i remember you stroking my hair as it tickles you.

and i remember you sent me home.

and i remember you asking me for a goodbye kiss.

and i remember smiling at you as i entered the lift.

and i remember running out and saying goodbye to you while you walk away.

and i remember a lot of things.

i wonder why i always do this time of year.

♥

Thursday, March 26, 2009 ♥

i think my boobs are droopy and my ass looks fat.

the latter is true though.

y'think if God made cosmetic surgery halal,id be the first to go for a lipo.

gahhh.

Happy 17th Zulhilmi!

♥

Wednesday, March 25, 2009 ♥

Jamal Malik:This is our destiny.

Latika:It must be.

yet again,another sweet,sweet story.

about family and love.

slumdog millionaire is a must watch for those who have got no life.

Me:Ma,im bored uhh.

Ma:Go get a life lah na.Find a job.

pffft.

today i cleaned the kitchen drawers.

and i went hysterical jumping up and down when i saw a fat cockroach.

though ayam is much fatter.

much,much fatter.

anyways,i slammed the drawer portion on the sink,jumped up and down while screaming my lungs out and muttering much oaths.

i went !@#%()*&^%$#@*&^%$#@#^!!!!!

then i called idah and chatted.

haha.

random.

♥

Tuesday, March 24, 2009 ♥

so yesterday,izzati,idah and me went to collect our cert and testimonial at school.

woo.then went to cwp ljs for lunch.

then we went SHOPPING!

finally..

so i bought a bag and two pieces of clothes.

tired.

reached home at nine,bathed,uploaded pics,read,slept.

keh,let the pics do the talking,with side commentary.

while waiting for izzati to shoe shop at bhg bugis.

still there...
she then decided not to buy any.so went bugis street to look and see.
then izzati finally bought a pair of wedges.
which she got pissed of at when she found a shop that s old the same pair at a lesser price.
ahahahaha.
so then made our way to the national library.

then made our way to marina square where we ate dinner at BKs.
where we laughed so much that i wanted to pee.
it was like so funny.

which ones mine uh?

shopping.

i went into hula & co with fifty in my wallet.

i went out with 20cents in my hand.

AHAHAHAHAHHA.

at flash and splash while waiting for me to work out the nets.

eeee,happy!!

amik kau,happy siaa aku go shopping.

on the way home in train.

my bag.i especially like the small ripcurl,below.

foooh,tired sey.

keh bloggers tired uploading my pics.

im done.

♥

Sunday, March 22, 2009 ♥

i fel like unlocking this blog soon.

hah.

look and see okayy?

so on thurs,went pastamania with my two fave people,jo and shu hui.

so we laughed alot.

fun.

and i need to satisfy my shopping crave.

idahs back!

so we talked on the phone on fri for about 40+ mins,followed by another 20+ mins in the evening.

and i seriously had no idea what we talked about.

ahahaha.

maybe tomorrow im going shopping with bestfriends izzati and idah.

hmm,see if mums let me out.

OHHH MYYYY GOOOD!!

todays the last day of school hols!

tomorrow mums going work!

yess uhh,finally have the whole house to myself again.

=DDDD.

i feel so restless if mums stay at home.

cause i cant be sitting down doing nothing.

pfft.

i finally made contact with ahmad after two weeks of uncontacting(pardon my A1 uhh.).

i miss this gundu lahh.

and he keeps asking me when im gonna visit his branch of pastamania.

tengok dulu horrhhhh.

im so fat lahh.

i cant wait for school to start so i have some major walking and activities to do to balance out my eating habits.

i envy people who get to shop with no restrictions.

yet im just accepting of my body.

alahh,got slim fit for what kan??

ahahha

i hate that girl lahh.

might as well i say her name cause shes not reading my blog kann.

unless i lock it.

who cares.

eh makcik!

i hate you bitch,like big time.

yes you Norashikin Bte Mohd Nor.

like so what if youre the only daughter of the family,it doesnt give you much right to be bossy and rude and mean and ugly.

but the ugly part,yeah you EARNED it.

cant change much about it kan?

ahaha.

you think youre so clever,you think you know best,you think you are the best fashion guru and all.

but heck no lahh.

please.

and what "go dig your own grave and go in it yourself." ??

thats like so crap.

ahaha,read too much boring books kan.

and so freaking what if i lived in this world for ONLY 16 years.

at least ive lived my life well,unlike you kan.

kepit bawah ketiak mak only.

hahh.

thats like so major crap uh.

i dont know what got to me to hang out with you for my 16 years on earth.

go lah with your crap friends and make merry.

assuming you have some.

pffft.

i hate to hate blog,but sometimes situation calls for it.

ahahaha,bedek uhh.

i found out that i can be a real bitch when people cross me.

hell,im bitchy when im mad.

yeaahhhh.

keh im done.

♥

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 ♥

ive locked my blog.

ahaha.

i hate fights.

really i do.

♥

i hate school hols cause mums will not be working.

and it will be like a time bomb to see which one of us will start crying first after shouting matches after shouting matches.

and my guilty conscience will come knocking at my door when im all alone.

and i wonder why i shout at mums when other people with no mums just want a chance to be with the female figure.

i said im sorry mama.

ive never apologised to mums before.

except during eid mubarak.

i wish i could just say those two words.

but its like my mouth was suddenly locked and i cant find the key to open the gate.

IM SORRY!!!!!

if that helps though..

so,mums told me,no ORDERED me to clean the windows.

like omg!

its so dusty like what.

i think its been more than 2 years since i last wiped my window?

as in thoroughly wipe.

i mean what for right?

sunlight still shines through.

so i sweated out like a pig while wiping the windows with wet and dry newspaper so as not to leave a mark.

and my hands were dirty while i sang out loud to every song in my phone which i stuffed in my pocket.

and all the while,my mind kept playing past articles on how maids fall to their death while cleaning windows.

and i had a scenario in my mind on which i really fell down and died.

and mums would be giving an interview to the newspaper(y'know how newspapers always report on death) on how she regretted asking me to wipe the windows and then developed a phobia of cleaning windows.

imagination!!

y'know,i often imagined about my death.

i wonder if my friends would come to my funeral.

i wonder if they would cry at the funeral.

i wonder if they would give an interview to the newspaper.

i wonder what they would tell the newspaper.

i wonder if i had been a good friend or not.

i wonder alot.

then id snap out of my imagination.

and back to the point.

i cleaned my windows and now they are super clean.

and its so clear.

=)))

i always thought of marrying my high school sweetheart.

but since there wasnt any,i want to marry stranger.

and i think there is no limit to getting fat.

you can eat so much,you wont actually burst.

ive been snacking on junks while watching dvds on bebeh.

and i will try to push away the thoughts i have on heart attack and obesity.

im so random today.

i cant wait for idah to come home.

come back soon GF!

i wanna watch ellen interviewing her wife uhh.

funny.

i like ellen degeneres.

♥

Monday, March 16, 2009 ♥

today,i watched watchmen with mums.

it was sooo boo!

seriously,i dont find it worthwhile to watch it.

as such,mums and me exitted the theater 5/6 of the show.

and i was soo cold that my legs shiverred.

and when i was making my way out,i stepped on people's feet and slammed my bag into someone's head.

and i yelled "SORRY!" out loud.

ahahaha.

its embarrassing to watch making out scenes with your parents.

you know,as a child,you tend to cover your eyes when sych scenes occur while watching teevee with your parents.

but as you grow up,that act seems juvenile.

so i pretended to sleep while dr manhattan was having it with ms jupiter.

so malu uhh.

and boy was dr manhattan hot!

hes like naked throughout y'know.

but at times,he wears undies.

but foooh,body hot siaaaaa...

look uhh..

hot right?

you havent seen the lower body parts.

ahahaha..

especially the deep Vee before the camera focuses on the privies.

goodness!

if i could blush,ill be as red as a drunk caucasian.

maybe i'll go apply a blusher.

hee.

i miss idah lah.

she didnt call me today.

i wanna go SHOPPING with her!

i wanna buy school bag kat marina square.

and sneakers.

i want vans or normal all star.

kachings!!

keh its five minutes to midnight!

start singing!

i like pink's funhouse the part "lets burn this fucker down!"

its said with so much attitude lah.

i like pink,and beyonce,and christina aguilera.

suare mauuuttttt kapppaaaa????

alrite.

goodnights honeys.

♥

Sunday, March 15, 2009 ♥

I MISS YOU ALREADY!!!!

Come back home soon!

no need go melaka soo long.

later who's gonna call me to talk about nothing and everything?

rinduuuuuu!!!

rindu serindu rindu nyaaaaa!

lagi aku tak tahuuuuu...

NORIDAH BINTE SUHAIME,you are terribly missed.

(macam dah mati pulak.ahaha.choy,choy,choy!aku ketuk kayu banyak2.)
i love you banyak2 idah!

dont forget me tauu.

melaka got famous amos not?

if have,i want macadamia with chocolate chips,200g keh?

i heart you very strong babey!

♥

Saturday, March 14, 2009 ♥

THE FOLLOWING STUFF CONTAINS INFORMATION THAT ARE QUITE PERSONAL TO THE BLOGGER.

sometimes i wish i got the chance to know my grandma.

but sadly,she went before i was born.

dad and ma always talk about her.

how even though she was strict,she was fair.

and sometimes i wonder why i miss her.

i mean,what you dont know,you cant miss right?

but sometimes i just wonder how she'd be.

we'll prob be close.

and there wont be much problems with the family cause she'll be like the matriach y'know.

sometimes,things just dont happen huh?

is it possible to really hate your blood?

sometimes i feel this way.

like getting pissed off and annoyed at them.

i mean being a parent means RESPONSIBILITY.

and having kids means loving all with equality.

if there was any problem in the "product",you cant just chuck them one side and only choose the best of the quantity.

i feel as if you dont give him chances.
you dont show your love to him.

and when we go out together,you'd scold him.

and i feel pity for him,cause no one ever showed him love except maybe his mom.

but thats just it,shes not there anymore right?

and the way i see it,hes like a cinderella.

verbal abuse is his punishment.

like shouldnt he be treated with respect.

hes your very own blood.

sometimes,i cringe to think of why youre treating him this way.
when i was young,id look up to you.

but i dont think of that anymore.

i dont think you deserve to be my role model anymore.

its too much.

and them all,i cant believe you treasure them all more than you treasure your ONLY son.

hell,if we were chinese,hed be the treasured one.

you cant just chuck him out of your life like that.

i feel sorry for him,guilty even,to think of the way i used to treat him.

you know what,you suck.

♥

Thursday, March 12, 2009 ♥

baby,im yours

and i'll be yours until the sun no longer shines

yours,until the poets run out of rhyme

in other words,until the end of time.

a verse from Arctic Monkeys- Baby Im Yours

i love you bestfriend!

♥

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 ♥

Happy 48th Dad!

hees.

Antique uh my father.

so yeah.

anyhoos,today,went out to lib with zati to do her relief thingy.

brought bebeh along.

bebehs heavy.

needs to go on a diet like her owner.

but bebehs born heavy just like her owner.

heavy bones,or rather heavy metal and what nots.

ahaha.CRAP.

anyways,we didnt really do the relief thing cz there ws no connection to the site.

so ended up playing facebook.

and watching ellen degeneres's pranks on youtube,

i recommend heavily if youre bored and in need of some humour therapy,to go youtube and search for ellen degeneres pranks.

the starbucks.

ahahha.

"Im sorry,but my sisters having a baby in my head"

"David Quaid is here"

"David Quaid wants a coffee"

ahahahhaha.

funny lar ellen.

idah has her lappy ready.

so video call every night uhh dah.

haha.

keh im done planning.

just need to put it to work.

♥

Tuesday, March 10, 2009 ♥

i wanna buy lots and lots of indian bangles.

buy me?

please?

my music players on shuffle.

and i brings me back to old time and old memories.

hmmm..

i wanna meet the other 7(?) people who have the same face as me.

maybe i have a blonde clone,and redhead,and a guy.

i wonder how i look as a guy.

maybe id be a pretty boy.

then ill ask idah out to be my gf.

ahahaha.

i told idah about my naming bebeh.

and i said anything that i love,id give a name to it.

and she asked.

how bout me.

wats my name?

and i was like DUH!YOURE NORIDAH.

so gundu uhh this girl.

im craving famous amos.

=D.

current song:ashley parker angel- let you go

♥

guess who is blogging on her very own laptop?

ahahh.

im now a very proud owner of bebeh- a white fujitsu L1010SP.

yeah,i name my laptop.

my hp is named darla.

ahahha.

its so sleek siaa.

lawa dokkk.

my id pic sux crap.

i look so fat uhh.

that teaches me not to laugh at jannahs student matrix card.

ouh well.

i wanna explore my laptop.

and it has fingerprint recognition.

amaciammmm???

keh.

♥

Sunday, March 08, 2009 ♥

i think i have the hots for somebody.

ahahahahhhaha.

but im too shy to even look at you eye to eye.

but ive got to admit,your mas weird.

but youre such a good son.

idahs mad.

recently,when i was just about to fall asleep,she called me.

but when i picked up the phone,she hung up.

so when i call her,she refused to pick up.

then she called me back.

it was like phone tag.

then she smsed me and went

hahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!

then i was like

aku tgh tido lah!!!

(i was sleeping lahh!!!!!!)

and she went hahaa,sorry.

dong!

so then,the next day,i gave her 7 missed calls.

i was aiming for 10.

she smsed me why i called her,

and i replied

hahahahahhahaha!main2 aje

(play2 only)

then we played phone tag again.

stupid,i know.

but i kept laughing.

i was on the phone with syam just now.

and he kept me laughing on bikinis.

he asked how idah would look like in a bikini,

and i laughed thinking of her in a two piece of purple with white polka dots.

god!

i finally revived my mp4.

its been dead since june last year.

i didnt use it anymore.

so i bought a usb which cost me 10 bucks and me scowling at the cashier.

soo !!!! lahh.

and i listened to my song list.

and i have to admit,i love my songs.

and the was No Air and With You.

and it brought me back to dnt iplay studio.

hanging out with ahmad preOs.

and hed play the song on the comp and id lie on the sofa reading/studying/sleeping.

funn!!!

i miss school.

so very much.

i even miss PE.

im eating like a pregnant woman with cravings.

ive got no idea why i ate a neapolitan bar at 4 in the morning.

if my PE teacher knew about this hed have a cardiac arrest.

and so would i.

coz too much food is bad for your heart.

very tiring to pump blood and all.

my bio sucks,i got C6.

pffffttt.

♥

today was hoooohoooo.

abang and me played with each of our own perfume.

i came to him,and sprayed my perfume and he was like shouting and saying

aaaahhh!!!i smell like a girl!

and so to get back at me,he sprayed me with his deodorant.

and we chased each other around the house spraying.

and he got me good.

he sprayed the back of my neck with the deodorant at close range.

and my hair was wet with the deo.

and now the base of my hair smells manly.

i wonder if girls get attracted to me.

hmmmm.

then abah brought back a car he found left in the middle of the expressway with keys in the ignition.

so he drove it back.

we are now a proud owner of a nissan sunny.

and it pops out umbrellas if the weather is not sunny.

HARHARHAR.

abah actually exchanged vehicles with mr boss as mr boss wanted to borrow the bright green lorry with the green sofa at the back.

so we got a car.

and i was dying to please abah to ring us out.

it was so exciting!

at first only.

we went for dinner at west coast.

service was terrible.

as terrible as the food if not much worst.

bleacchhhh.

the ride was smooth.

then we drove past SP and i pointed out my block.

and we drove home.

i told idah about the ride.

she could feel my excitement.

heees.

i love NORIDAH BTE SUHAIME very much.

=))).

<333.

she has been the most best friend one could ever wish for.

you could complain to her and she will listen to you.

or maybe she tunes out but fills the gap with hmm when you pause to take a breath.

hmmmm.

ouh well.

i still love her very much.

my 11 years of friendship.

these few days have been seeing me taking care of busu coz some people dont want him anymore.

wth siaa korg!

ive been discussing or rather bitching with jan about people in general.

ahahahahahaahah.

and ive been playing crazy taxi on facebook non stop.

its very satisfying to pound the space bar real hard.

^^.

im done babes.

♥

Thursday, March 05, 2009 ♥

goodness,i am so pissed off.

i cant believe you said that freaking word to me after i talked so long.

and i cant believe you dont seem to realise that i am mad at you.

ahhhhh!!!!

crap sia.

shit,i shouldnt use the word you describe about my plans.

and as my bff,dont you realise that the way you say it feels like a slap on my face.

this sucks.

you should have said something like,hmm,why not think of something simpler or whatever.

dont you go CRAP at me.

if anyone who says crap at me once more,or uses words that have similar meaning,im gonna SMACK you right on the head.

god!

i realised that my posts are all depicting my anger nowadays.

so i keep ranting my head out.

is there a note somewhere that says:

irritate farhanah for 1 month.

???

its annoying and i find these people imbecile like creatures.

i feel like shouting and screaming and just plain crying at once.

on a brighter note,

wait,theres no brighter note.

Fuck!

seriously,im so disappointed in you.

im thinking of finding a new replacement for you.

but i dont think i can.

♥

Wednesday, March 04, 2009 ♥

the past few days have been tiring.

what with rain and blackouts.

like never pay bill like that.

ahahhaa.

and i hate cramps.

like pain uhh.

i was like feeling so weak,i wanted to just faint.

but i cant faint uhh.

pathetic uhh.

i wanna go to minds shop.

got secondhand stuff they sell cheap.

see the bags and all.

yest nite was grammas bdae.

70?

waaah,antique uh you.

im only 17.

keh gonna be soon.

yesterday,i dreamt i had a boyf who had very neat corn rolls for hair.

and we had a slumber party for friends but got disrupted when the NEA came in to check for mosquitos.

so then we(boyf and me lived together),proceeded to sleep.

we wore our couple pyjamas which were sponsored by Burger King.

and i snuggled up to him.

then the dream morphed and i became Kelly Clarkson.

and i had a fat boyf.

the fattest of them all.

and we went to school,(still marsiling sec) together,sharing an umberella to avoid the rain.

and when we made out,he was unresponsive.

and i kept thinking,dude!im kelly clarkson!

and then i woke up.

and laughed.

ahahhahaa.crap dream.

i saw the laptop brochure.

im thinking fujitsu.

if not the pink,then the white.

hmmmmm.....

im done.

♥