Thursday, June 04, 2009 ♥
i realised that the H1N1 virus is quite contagious and very scary.
especially after people coughing at me while i try holding my breath until i pass contamination point.
hence,i will write my will should anything occur to me these day.
i hereby leave whatever that is left of my belongings.
to my cousin Nurul Jannah, i leave her both my hula and co. dresses,all that is left of my bangles collection and all my tudung in hopes of seeing her taubat and cover herself up as what her mum wishes her to do.
to my cousin Nurul Syafiqah, i leave her my pins and brooches which are considered more funky and considered uptrend compared to her aunty brooches.
to my bff Nur Izzati, i leave her my Ripcurl bag and whatever she can scavenge out from my closet in hopes that when she fattens up real good,she'll be able to fit into my clothings, and also my handphone,Darla,in which she can store more songs and keep herself updated with the latest hits without waiting for me to bluetooth it to her,for i'll be dead by then,thus,the will.
to my bff Noridah, i leave her my cactus,Honey, in hopes she'll take care of it by watering it once a week with plenty of sunlight just like the landscape architect she'll be in the near future.
to my bff Ahmad Sholaahuddin,i leave him my laptop,Bebehh,because i've heard he lost his due to a careless and very,very dumb incident, and i plead to him to take care of Bebehh and not place it in the toilet for Bebehh is a girl, and girls dont go to the mens', and because i think i forgot to submit my warranty also.
to my bff Mohamad Syamsi, i leave him both my Coca-Cola glasses,blue and green, which i got from Mcdonalds in hopes he have fun gulping coke till his throat burns and his eyes water.
and if i should die before DBA/1A/01 class bbq,i leave all the chicken wings and otah and stingray that was supposed to be my share out of the 10 bucks i contributed, for them to share and drink their alcoholic beverages to.
with that,i feel relieved that all my stuff are going away safely.
and should anyone contests to my will,i wish you dead as well.
P.S,i wanna be buried next to my late grandmom whom ive never met before.
should there be another person buried next to her,i want my corpse to be right next to her.
squeeze me dudes.
im sure i can fit my fat ass through.
just another reminder to my bff,Nur Izzati,you owe me my Bottego Venneta bag.
to be buried with my arms through the handle.
okay?
that said,im done.
see you in hell bitches!
